January 14, 2006

  • From  http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/382490p-324713c.html 

    Heck!  I’m single, I’d marry Condi!  I’m sure Condi would have no trouble finding a husband if she wanted to.

    Steamed about Rice,

    Russian pol unleashes rant



    Russian pol Vladimir Zhirinovsky says what Condi needs is a man.

    Condoleezza Rice might want to see if
    there’s room in one of those “black site” terror-suspect prisons for
    Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky.



    The wacko leader of Russia’s Liberal
    and Democratic Party has surpassed his earlier screeds with a
    misogynist attack on our secretary of state.



    Speaking with Pravda this week,
    Zhirinovsky chastised Rice for calling on Russia to “act responsibly”
    in supplying natural gas to Ukraine.



    The fascistic pol attributed that “coarse anti-Russian statement” to Rice being “a single woman who has no children.”



    “If she has no man by her side at her
    age, he will never appear,” Zhirinovsky ranted on. “Condoleezza Rice
    needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where
    she would be satisfied.



    “Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel,
    offended woman who lacks men’s attention,” he added. “Such women are
    very rough. … They can be happy only when they are talked and written
    about everywhere: ‘Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a
    charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak
    Russian!’



    “Complex-prone women are especially
    dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke
    hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such
    women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and
    childless political persona, though.”



    A State Department spokesman told us Rice would not “dignify the article with a response.”



    Zhirinovsky has made no secret of his
    insanity in the past. Besides praising Hitler and encouraging the use
    of nuclear weapons, he has advocated Russia’s invasion and
    “reacquisition” of Alaska. To eradicate bird flu, he’s suggested arming
    every Russian and ordering them to shoot everything with feathers.
    Perhaps we could fit him with a Big Bird costume.